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back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
That last story was General IRoh of the Fire Nation, wasn’t it?
Everything is fine, see?
I PUT A BOMB ON HIS FORHEAD HE DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT
My favorite BioShock 2 review
Leaked screenshot of Final Fantasy XV
so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…
and on that day humanity received a grim reminder
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